9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine : This is the word women use
to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes : If she is getting
dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you
have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping
around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a
word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to for
the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the
most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever : Is a women's way of
saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer
to .

*Send this to the men you know, to
warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

*Send this to all the women you know
to give them a good laugh, cause they
know it's true